The tedious stuff
Here comes the small print
UltraWords™ and UltraWords.com™ are trading names of Sockdolager Limited. That company is registered in England and Wales under company number 8767019, has its registered office at Room 6334, Chynoweth House, Trevissome Park, Blackwater, Truro, TR4 8UN, and its data protection registration number is ZA244977.
Blimey, this is tedious, isn’t it?
If you become an UltraWords™ client, we’ll have to collect some personal data (eg your name, your email address, etc) in order to provide our services to you. Under no circumstances will we ever sell or lend your personal data. If we do, you have our permission to put us over your knee and spank us. Hard. We will not disclose your personal data to a third party without your permission unless we have to do so to comply with the law. (Boo to the rozzers and spooks, that’s what we say.) We will not retain your personal data any longer than we have to. Basically we’ll comply with the law. Which is stating the bleedin’ obvious, really, isn’t it?
Finally—hallelujah!—you have the right to enquire about your personal data that we hold. If you wish to do so please contact us and we’ll slash our wrists accordingly.
God, I hated being a lawyer.
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