Legal Guff

The tedious stuff

Here comes the small print

UltraWords™ and™ are trading names of C J Westwood, Apt 2178, Chynoweth House, Trevissome Park, Truro, TR4 8UN.

Blimey, this is tedious, isn’t it?

We have to tell you whether our site uses cookies. It doesn’t. So that’s that, then.

Mmm, cookies…

If you become an UltraWords™ client, we’ll have to collect some personal data (eg your name, your email address, etc) in order to provide our services to you. Under no circumstances will we ever sell or lend your personal data. If we do, you have our permission to put us over your knee and spank us. Hard. We will not disclose your personal data to a third party without your permission unless we have to do so to comply with the law. (Boo to the rozzers and spooks, that’s what we say.) We will not retain your personal data any longer than we have to. Basically we’ll comply with the law. Which is stating the bleedin’ obvious, really, isn’t it?

Finally—hallelujah!—you have the right to enquire about your personal data that we hold. If you wish to do so please contact us and we’ll slash our wrists accordingly.

God, I hated being a lawyer.

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